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"If I were a crook and you could finger me, I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't."
- Leslie to Carl in Dollar Day Afternoon

"I was a little girl peeing with fright."
- Leslie in Dollar Day Afternoon

"So many holes are in my butt I could lace it up like a tennis shoe if I wanted to."
- Leslie in Dollar Day Afternoon

"I'm still a little upset 'cause you shot me in my buttocks at point blank range. The bullet went at a perpendicular angle off my coccyx and then pierced through my other buttock."
- Leslie in Dollar Day Afternoon

"What's so immoral about having open sex with your boss in the employee lounge and having it taped by a security camera and broadcast to millions?"
- Leslie in Amy Strikes Back

"I'm here to do this the G&G way. I'm done with Super Value Mart."
"That's great. Remember even Darth Vader was nice at the end."
- Amy and Leslie in Amy Strikes Back

"We will be implementing the 24-hour shift immediately. You will be working for six hours and then resting for four. I suggest you empty your bladders right now."
- Leslie in Amy Strikes Back

"Paul Revere was like the first sex symbol. When he rode through town people were like "wow, check out that butt."
- Leslie in Illegal Alien

"Now Paul Revere, first of all, when he mounts his steed, it's like slippin' into butter."
- Leslie in Illegal Alien

"We're Americans man. We don't think first, we just kill."
- Leslie in Illegal Aliens

"I'm gonna let you in on some managerial stuff. Sex sells man. Sex sells food. Sex sells liverwurst. Sex sells ant killer."
- Leslie in Illegal Alien

"You look like a colonial stripper."
- Amy to Ingrid in Illegal Alien

"Don't wear anything green because that's a real turn-off for me. If you want to see me turtle-up wear green."
- Leslie to Ingrid in First Time

"There's a few things I'm known for and one of them is making love."
- Leslie in First Time